Feeling dull and slow and lazy today. Feels like someone pored syrup into my brain while I was sleeping. Slow reactions, bad English and no motivation. Maybe the side effects from wednesday's beer filled night stroke today, because yesterday I didn't feel a thing. Well well. What can possibly be a better cure than some locksmiths drilling in the hallway at work, creating a sound that sounds like a screaming cross breed between Chewbacca and a horny blue whale. Got pretty scared at first, thought it was some sort of earthquake alarm. I even got ready to duck and cover.